The Joker: You just couldn't let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Batman: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
The Joker: Maybe we can share one. They'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds.

--
\"Oh god, a McFlurry man! Those guys are bad-ass!\"

The Joker: [speaking to Two-Face] Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just, do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how, pathetic, their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say, ah, come here, when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth.
The Joker: It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and uh, look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did, to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hm? You know what, you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that like a gang banger, will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all, part of the plan. But when I say that one, little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
The Joker: [Joker hands Two-Face a gun and points it at himself] Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh and you know the thing about chaos, it's fair.
[with the gun in Two-Face's hand, Two-Face pauses and takes out his coin]
Two-Face: [showing the unscarred side] You live.
The Joker: Mm-hmm.
Two-Face: [flipping, showing the scarred side] You die.
The Joker: Mmm, now we're talking.

--
\"Oh god, a McFlurry man! Those guys are bad-ass!\"

wax off

--
\"Oh god, a McFlurry man! Those guys are bad-ass!\"

wax on.

--
\"Oh god, a McFlurry man! Those guys are bad-ass!\"

DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM! HE IS A LIAR! HE KILLS PUPPYS AND KITTENS! HE DOES DRUGS! HE SPITS ON THE FLAG! HE BURNS DOWN PEOPLES HOUSES AND THEN LAUGHS AT THEM! HE DEFACATES IN PEOPLES MOUTHS! it's sick but he does it!

--
\"Oh god, a McFlurry man! Those guys are bad-ass!\"